10 Rules for Never Growing Up
Rule 1: Ice cream must be eaten out of the container while lying on your belly on the living room floor.
Rule 2: If there is groovy music playing, then dance! (And when you are the DJ for my workouts, you have to play “Stitches” first and “Fight Song” last.)
Rule 3. Wear Camp Barakel sunglasses whenever possible.
Rule 4. Your name has to be Yvonne when you color my hair.
Rule 5: If we go to Fresh Thyme, we have to spend less than $20 and we have to buy at least two chocolate covered peanut butter gems of deliciousness.
Rule 6. Make everything into a game… such as the ‘stacking clean dishes challenge’ and the ‘who can put their clothes away faster face off’.
Rule 7. The person washing the dishes will be spanked.
Rule 8. If you see only one Nerf gun somewhere… quickly grab it and get ready. (Ambushes are banned now so the solitary gun is your warning).
Rule 9. If it is warmer than 48 degrees and sunny, we will play football outside or go for a run.
Rule 10. If you wake the other person from their nap you have to do it with kisses or Kisses (the chocolate ones)… or both!
Oh look! It is me and my hair dresser!! Hey Yvonne!
Stacking level… pro.
It’s not a rule, but going to Denny’s and Meijer at 1am can help you avoid growing up also!